It's Official: The world has gone to hell in a handbasket. Should we care that Brad will adopt Jolie's kids? NO!Not only is he adopting her kids, apparently they'll soon be Mr. and Mrs. Smith... errrr... I mean Pitt-Jolie. Or is that Jolie-Pitt? Whose wearing the pants? I can never tell.It's big news though. MSNBC has a blurb on it. Reuters is spamming the hatred. So it's quite obvious that we should care. Hey, even I'm spreading the word, but that's only because I think it's so stupid and I'm trying to find some converts.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Dave and Oprah
There's been a lot of talk about Oprah Winfrey appearing on Late Night with David Letterman. I just have to say, "Who cares?" I mean, really, he insulted her in 1989, just like he insults everyone, and she took it hard and hasn't returned in 16 years. Big deal? If he treated me like crap I probably wouldn't call him back either. His push to have her on, which I remember seeing every single night a couple of years ago when I was watching, was obviously just a ratings push. And he's milked it to the end. The only thing her visit to his show was, was a push for Dave's ratings and more people hyped up the event than it ever deserved.If you really want to see Oprah on TV, you can tune in every day at 3pm (or maybe it's 4, I'm not sure).
Billy Joel
Now I'm anything but a Billy Joel fan, but he has a 4 CD set coming out called "My Lives." Which sounds suiting, wouldn't you agree? What I know of Billy Joel is probably about as much as I know of Origami. Not much, to be sure. But he's led an incredible life as "The Piano Man." The amazing part of his life is... The girls he's been with. Is he that good looking? Maybe it's just that women love a man that can play the piano? I don't know, but apparently Elle MacPherson and Christie Brinkly saw something. And his current wife, who is far less than half his age, either thought his piano playing was sexy, or maybe his bank account. I'm not sure which one. What's with older men and young women? Is there a rule I don't know about? When I'm closing in on 50 am I supposed to ditch my wife and find a little hotty? Is the mid-life crisis real? I think it just might be a socially acceptable excuse that men use so that they can go and find little young hotties and get rid of their tired old wives. Maybe. Or they're just not real men. That's more than likely.Anyway, as much as I don't like his style of music, I'll probably find the time to check it out. It just so happens that I recently found out this slower type of music is excellent for studying to. Weird, hey?
40 Year Old Virgin part 2
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