Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Mariah Loves You

Mariah Carey wants to wish you a Merry Christmas. Now, really, how vain do you have to be to take a picture like this for a Christmas card? The sad state of Mariah. At least she's smiling in this picture. I've seen some lately where she doesn't look so good. I sometimes I wish I was a Diva so that I could act simply ridiculous and be adored by millions.

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No Kong!

Ahhhh MAN! I really didn't want to hear this. Two reviews on King Kong, both of them say it's oustanding. Jami Bernard's article isn't much different than Jack Mathews... Both of them rave about the movie.
Jami Bernard:"King Kong" is also scary. And funny. It's everything people have ever wanted from the movies - action, romance, surprise, plus every monster menace you can buy for a budget north of $200 million. In addition to a roaring, snorting Kong, there's a stampede and deadly pileup of prehistoric dinosaurs, plus spiders and creepy-crawlies of every degree of bloodthirsty.In short, it's brilliant.
Jack Mathews:Its color, soundtrack and physical landscape are spectacular and its computer-assisted effects deliver a Kong so realistic you can smell his breath in the back row of the balcony.

Did you read that? Spectacular? Brilliant? NO! Now I really want to see it. Sure, critics can be wrong, but if everyone's saying it's brilliant, there's no getting away from seeing it. And what happened to me saying I was going to stop reading reviews, watching previews, or knowing absolutely anything about movies before I watch them? I don't want it to be ruined. And now, I suppose, it is. Grrrr...

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Love, Angel, Music, Gwen

Apparently Gwen Stefani is now considering holding off on doing a second solo album. Earlier reports said that she was planning on having a second album by the end of the year, but I guess it's just not going to happen. Now, Gwen's not my favourite artist or anything, but my kids both love her. Even though they're only 5 and 6 years old, they still always ask for "the tick tock" song. It's a bit of a shame that she's not going to release a new album in the near future, really. Even if my kids aren't getting tired of the same songs over and over, I sure am.
"I have a really good record that I could put out," Stefani told the Chronicle. "I had a fantasy about it, but I'm not doing it. I decided it's more important that I take a nap." Stefani explained that she's been going nonstop for years and is feeling "burnt."

C'mon Gwen, give us something new so I don't go crazy! Without a little variety in life it's just not enjoyable. And, no, it wouldn't be easier for me to convince my kids to like other music, they like Gwen!

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Jennifer's Rack

It's funny that being a celebrity brings strange behaviour (see Ben post below), but it also brings with it a total lack of privacy. We've all been there. See a famous person and gawk for a while. If they catch you they just turn away. It's commonplace for them. Well, there's a limit to everything and taking the Hubble into a tree and trying to catch Jennifer Aniston's breasts on celluloid is just wrong creepy. For someone to do something like that just goes to show that the strip clubs aren't doing the business they could. Get a life or a hooker, a spouse, or an imagination... loser.

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Oscarette?

When does feminism go too far? Could it be when they want to change the "Oscar" statue? I once was studying for a Calculus exam and commented to my friend, Rose, that "I'll put the seat down for you as soon as you put it up for me!" And it's true. There's equality, and there's taking the ridiculous to new levels. Well, these ladies are heading in that direction. Defamer.

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